by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Snoop Lion on album Moses vs Santa Claus

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by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Artists vs Turtles

Epic Rap Battles of History Donatello Michelangelo Leonardo Raphael versus Leonardo Michelangelo Donatello Raphael begin Cowabunga dude so let's get it on reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissa

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Romeo & Juliet vs Bonnie & Clyde

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by Nice Peter on album Epic Rap Battles of History - Bill O'reilly Vs John Lennon

Look what we have here A transvestite with a keyboard Trying to be freak of the year Your voice sounds like a rooster Having sex with a frog They put a lot of lipstick on you But you still look like a

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-Il

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by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler 2

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by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD on album Master Chief vs. Leonidas

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by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Terminator vs Robocop

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by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Mr. T Vs Mr. Rogers (feat. Nice Peter & Destorm) - Single

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by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Napoleon Vs Napoleon (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) - Single

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by Epic Rap Battles of History on album J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin

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by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child

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by Epic Rap Battles of History on album James Bond vs Austin Powers

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by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner

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by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 2

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by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 2

Oooh Elvis Presley as I live and breath You stole rock and roll Gave us rockabilly cheese You dance like an epileptic Nothing but left feet I've seen it every record you set Man I beat it Here's a tip

by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Snoop Dogg on album Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2

Sweet robes, Obi one too many days in the sun, Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer, You represent sandals and a scraggly beard. I'm

by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Compilation

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by Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD & George Watsky on album Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare

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by Epic Rap Battles of History on album Mozart vs Skrillex

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